November 6th, 2011
Emmy: "Let's play hospital."
Daddy: "Are you coming to my hospital or I am going to your hospital?"
Emmy: "You are going to the hospital."
Daddy: "OK. Are you going to be my doctor?"
Emmy: "No, I am going to hurt you."
I could explain some of how we got here, but I think the jury would be sold on premeditation at this point.
She then rode her pretend bicycle very fast and ran into me.
One Daddy rib broken to great pleasure.