Rosa: Hey, who put kitty under dare?
Me: I don't know. Did you?
Rosa: No.
Me: Did Emmy?
Rosa: Yes-ch. Emmy doed it.
Emmy: Hey, my name's not Dude.
Monday, December 19, 2011
Monday, November 7, 2011
Hospital
November 6th, 2011
Emmy: "Let's play hospital."
Daddy: "Are you coming to my hospital or I am going to your hospital?"
Emmy: "You are going to the hospital."
Daddy: "OK. Are you going to be my doctor?"
Emmy: "No, I am going to hurt you."
I could explain some of how we got here, but I think the jury would be sold on premeditation at this point.
She then rode her pretend bicycle very fast and ran into me.
One Daddy rib broken to great pleasure.
Emmy: "Let's play hospital."
Daddy: "Are you coming to my hospital or I am going to your hospital?"
Emmy: "You are going to the hospital."
Daddy: "OK. Are you going to be my doctor?"
Emmy: "No, I am going to hurt you."
I could explain some of how we got here, but I think the jury would be sold on premeditation at this point.
She then rode her pretend bicycle very fast and ran into me.
One Daddy rib broken to great pleasure.
Friday, October 21, 2011
Pain Tolerance
Dr Emmy had just finished examining me. And I had to take some medicine, a shot in my knee, and get lots of rest.
Then it was Dr Daddy's turn to examine Emmy. I diagnosed a case of the sniffles and recommended a shot to make it feel better. She took it. And stated, "That didn't hurt an inch."
Exactly.
Then it was Dr Daddy's turn to examine Emmy. I diagnosed a case of the sniffles and recommended a shot to make it feel better. She took it. And stated, "That didn't hurt an inch."
Exactly.
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Wake Up Call
September 23, 2011
It was 5:30am and I was awoken by the timeless classic, "Old McDonald had a Poopie."
It was 5:30am and I was awoken by the timeless classic, "Old McDonald had a Poopie."
Monday, January 10, 2011
The Mounting of the Bed
December 12, 2010
"I'll give you a hand."
"No Thanks."
"Trust me."
"I do not."
"Trust me"
"I don't think so."
"Why not?"
"Do you see yourself right now?"
"What ME?!"
"I'll give you a hand."
"No Thanks."
"Trust me."
"I do not."
"Trust me"
"I don't think so."
"Why not?"
"Do you see yourself right now?"
"What ME?!"
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Sunday, January 2, 2011
Start of the Holidays
December 4, 2010
The day of the tree hunt. We do hunt wildlife on this side of the Lloyd family on occasion, usually a fine melon at the Farmers' Market, but today we hunted the big game. A Christmas tree. Or as Emmy seems to say, "Crisppus." It was cold, wet and snowy. Very Crisppus-like.
Rosa was quite the logger.
But took a couple short cuts...
Emmy spotted the tree, I believe the quote was, "That's the one. I nuv it." Cue family poses.
After Daddy cut it down and had it sent to our carriage, we went to warm our trotters at the barn, and there near the manger, I had a vision of "The Jesus."
"Praise be to me, bring me lots of presents!"
The day of the tree hunt. We do hunt wildlife on this side of the Lloyd family on occasion, usually a fine melon at the Farmers' Market, but today we hunted the big game. A Christmas tree. Or as Emmy seems to say, "Crisppus." It was cold, wet and snowy. Very Crisppus-like.
Rosa was quite the logger.
But took a couple short cuts...
Emmy spotted the tree, I believe the quote was, "That's the one. I nuv it." Cue family poses.
After Daddy cut it down and had it sent to our carriage, we went to warm our trotters at the barn, and there near the manger, I had a vision of "The Jesus."
"Praise be to me, bring me lots of presents!"