Monday, November 7, 2011

Hospital

November 6th, 2011

Emmy: "Let's play hospital."

Daddy: "Are you coming to my hospital or I am going to your hospital?"

Emmy: "You are going to the hospital."

Daddy: "OK. Are you going to be my doctor?"

Emmy: "No, I am going to hurt you."

I could explain some of how we got here, but I think the jury would be sold on premeditation at this point.

She then rode her pretend bicycle very fast and ran into me.

One Daddy rib broken to great pleasure.