I'm a hard working baby. I deserve special treatment. And there is a magical place where I get such treatment, Starbucks. There are many facets to my enjoyment of the Bucks.
1) Other people - I stare them down.
2) Pumpkin Bread - Oh the sweet, doughy goodness. It would be my best friend, except I would always be eating my friends and Dada says that behavior is frowned upon once in school.
3) Fairy Wands - Small, green taste-stabbing sticks. With a surgeon's precision I pierce the beast through the one hole in its defenses. Then I lick the beast's blood off my fairy sword. YeeOww!
I roll Grande. And use a straw to get buzzed faster.
Peace,
E
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