"Emmy, do you want to play a game?"
Whatever Dada.
"Guess what I am?"
Fire away.
"Oh-OH, ah-AH" (chest thump with fist)
A man. What are you? 12? My turn.
"You're a bread monster."
No.
"A baguette monster."
No.
"Hungry?"
Kenny G, you IDIOT. Could it be any MORE obvious? You are 12, but mentally like 2. I would have also accepted didgeridoo player. Even Recorbo, the elephant whose trunk is also a recorder. Hungry isn't even a guess. It's your mailing address in Idiotville.
Still Champion,
E
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